Thursday, January 16, 2014

Ashes


 
 
 
 
Sitting in the part of the couch that you wore bare before you died, I wonder what would happen if I ate your ashes. 
 
 “Really, Sarah! How that mind of yours thinks!”  

See, already, even without eating your ashes, even without pressing my lips to your once-was-flesh, I feel closer to you. Just thinking it brings you nearer. 

So tell me, if I am what I eat, as you used to say while you stirred the lemon and the honey into my tea, if I am what I eat, will I become you? The sweet and the tart, so mixed together that the tongue can’t help but love both at once. Will I become that if I eat your ashes? 

“Those ashes aren’t me.” 

Of course. Of course. That’s why it was good to burn your body. It was good to take your calluses that you gained from digging holes for the tulip bulbs, your hair that you damaged just to be a redhead, your teeth that sat so straight and true without the aid of dentistry, yes, it was good to take those last trace elements of you and toast them up just like the pot roast I scorched when I made the family dinner for the first time. 

“You ruined that baking pan. God himself couldn’t get it clean.” 

Do you believe in God now? 

“Dammit. I told you, I always believed in God. It’s his goodness that I had difficulty in having faith in.” 

Hmm. Faith. I had faith in you. That’s about it, you know. That was all that I had. You were my one woman religion.  And now, I can’t tell if I’m remembering you or remembering who I thought you were. Will you be totally disgusted if I turn you into a false idol? 

“I can’t follow the silliness you talk sometimes. Eating ashes and making idols. You read too many fairytales and baked your brain sitting up in that window seat.” 

Weren’t you baking alongside me? Of course, you’re the one who’s really baked now. And all I have are ashes. 

“Ashes of roses. That was this purpley color that was popular when I was a girl.  I made a dress out of it. Sewed it all by hand just to prove to myself that I could.” 

Was that word association or just an attempt to get me to change the subject? 

“Both. Quit being such a smarty-pants.” 

Oh hush. We both know that you love it when I’m a smarty-pants. 

“That’s what you think.” 

You never encouraged me to think otherwise. Besides, I always could see right through you. 

“Not really. You never did figure out where I hid your Christmas presents.” 

Fourth shoebox. The one meant for boots. I’m really good at re-wrapping things.  

“See, you always had to ruin everything for yourself, now didn’t you?”

Yes, but I don’t see how that applies here. 

“You couldn’t just let yourself be surprised. You always had to poke and pry and mangle everything with your curiosity.” 

Did you just say that I mangled everything with my curiosity?  

“Yes.” 

And you aren’t going to explain that at all? 

“Don’t eat my ashes. That’s disrespectful.” 

I miss you. 

“That’s life. It’s not always roses and hummingbirds and tripping through the daisies.” 

Oh God, shut up! Do you really think I still need lessons on how fair life isn’t? 

“No, honey. I wish you did, but you don’t. So be a good girl. And find a decent place for my ashes before your imagination gets the best of you. Nothing is going to bring me back, sweetheart. I’m gone.” 

If you’re so gone, why the hell won’t you stop talking to me? 

“Because I always was cantankerous like that, don’t you remember?” 

I remember. Good God in heaven above with gravy on his plate and a side of pan-fried potatoes, I remember how cantankerous you were. 

“That’s my good girl.” 

Don’t eat your ashes? 

“Don’t eat my ashes.” 

Can I keep smelling your old perfume bottle? 

“Guess I still have to choose my battles with you, don’t I?” 

I won’t eat your ashes. Be happy about that. 

“You’ve got to be the only child in the world who makes her mother bargain for that.” 

Just because I love you so, Momma, just because I loved you so. Now let me go to sleep. 

“That figures. You won’t let me rest, but I’m supposed to let you sleep.” 

Guess I’m just selfish. You’re dead anyway, so what are you griping about? 

“I just like to gripe. I’ve earned the privilege.” 

Okay. Good night. 

“Leave my ashes alone.” 

I said that I would already. God, don’t ride me. 

“Just making sure that we’re clear on that.  I swear, I’ll rile your belly like a water moccasin caught in a sack if you do.” 

Thanks for that, Mom. Thanks a lot for that. 

“My pleasure.” 

I’m sure it is. You’re cackling right now, aren’t you? That’s just so damn funny to you. “Riling my belly like a water moccasin.” Did you make that up, or did that come straight off the Ozarks and through your lips? 

“Well, you can take a gal out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the gal.” 

Man, then maybe you could have gone a little easier on the whole “this is a salad fork” and “we don’t stir our tea with the sugar shell” thing. You know, since I was already doomed by genetics. 

“Couldn’t let you take the easy way out, now could I?” 

What!? There’s an easy way? You never told me there was an easy way. Where the hell is this “easy way” thing? You knew about an easy way and never told me? That’s not very motherly of you, I have to say. 

“Eh. Somedays you didn’t make me feel like being so motherly.” 

So what should I do with these ashes? You wouldn’t tell me when you were alive, and now I don’t know what to do. 

“And the most logical thing you could come up with was to eat them?” 

See, you do at least know how to mellow the country in the gal. Don’t talk college professory to me. You’re just sidestepping me again. Don’t you know what you want?

”I never got what I want, so how could I know it?” 

I gave you what I had to give, Momma. That’s all I could do. 

“Don’t be sensitive. I didn’t want you, but I loved you anyway.” 

So maybe all those things you wanted weren’t what you wanted after all. 

“That’s more of your fairytale talk. Figure out what to do with my ashes. I’m dead. I’m not going to complain.” 

That’s so funny, Momma. You not complaining. Oh, sorry, am I speaking disrespectfully to the dead?  

“What else is new? You are the most disrespectful child I’ve ever seen.” 

I respected you. 

“Not really, but you can tell yourself that if it makes you feel better.” 

Nice, Momma. Didn’t you teach me something about not hitting below the belt? 

“That was so your brothers had some hopes for the future.” 

Your ashes! God, you  are still talking circles upon circles upon circles. I can’t eat them, so what do I do with them? 

“Is it such a burden to hold onto them?” 

Uh oh.  Are you about to launch into the “these frail old bones” speech about how no one should be burdened with you? I mean, didn’t we settle that one? I did the best that I could.

“Then hold onto my ashes. Be patient. Someday the right thing will come to you.” 

Please don’t quote The Good Earth now. Please don’t do it. 

“What? No, that quoting thing is what you do, not me. But what’s wrong with The Good Earth? I swear, that college just about ruined everything simple and decent for you.” 

You’re right. You’re always right. 

“Now you’re just placating me to get the old lady to shut up. I can see through that.” 

Yup. I am. 

“Fine. I can think of some others who might actually appreciate the wisdom of their elders.” 

They won’t for long. Man, you still can talk a blue streak, can’t you? 

Can’t you? 

Okay. I won’t eat your ashes. I do miss you though. I really, really do.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Muse

 
 
I take my brush and dip it in the clear water, and the color bleeds from the bristles like a storm cloud dangling a dozen tornado fingers. I watch the water change color and try not to think about that damn song. You’re going from bar to bar playing it. I’m sure it seeps sympathy for you into your audience like the indigo seeps from my brush. “He’s so sensitive,” your chords whisper to them.

When the storm clouds push down on the landscape, what the land is becomes irrelevant. There is nothing but all-consuming tornado then. When the paint gives color to the water, the water becomes the color. The color does not become the water.

Sometimes your friends will stop me in the store or on the street. “You really hurt him,” they’ll scold. “Have you heard that song he wrote about you? You didn’t even explain why you left him. You just disappeared.”

When I loved you, I was always the land swept away by the storms of your creativity. You were never the water, bleeding out the colors I loaded on my brush. It took me years to realize I was nothing but muse to you.

Next to my garbage basket but never in it is my box of evidence. Only I can read the contents. There is the apology card that is ripped up and taped back together for the night you threw my easel through the window. You got a whole album out of your manufactured regret for that. The now desiccated daisies you picked on your way back from the tantrum produced by my demand for time alone to paint transformed into the sweetest, most lilting melody I’ve ever heard. My half-finished sketch of you playing your guitar uncrumpled in your imagination and became your most requested ballad.

I win when I don’t need the box, when I feel my own pain louder than I can feel yours. For you, a muse cannot also be a creator. Your muse is an echo chamber that amplifies your passion. She is a pocket of air that is siphoned up to move the notes into place. She is the water, not the color.

Does it matter that I left you? I am still your muse. You and your fans are still demanding that I hear your pain. You are still insisting on coloring me with your emotions. You didn’t have enough sympathy to notice when I left myself. It does not surprise me that you are bewildered that I left you.

Monday, January 13, 2014

Garage Sale of the Gods


The yard sign read, “Garage Sale of the Gods”.  Gordon leapt from the car and grabbed an orb which was clearly the sad remnant of taxidermy experimentation.

“Look at this eyeball!” he said.  “Maybe it’s Odin’s left eye or the eye of Sauron!”  I tried to deflate his excitement by saying, “Maybe it’s Thor’s favorite marble encased in the finest Spanish cordovan,” but Gordon kept blathering ridiculous possibilities. “It could be the grey sisters’ eye! It’s definitely an eye!”

Gordon’s shouting wouldn’t stop until I got the price of Gordon’s potential treasure, so I asked the crocodile-headed man in the garage, “What is this and what are you asking for it?”  He answered, “That’s Cerebus’s testicle.” Gordon dropped his find and made a fatuous and ill-mannered display of using his hand sanitizer.

“But it looks like an eye,” I said.  “It is,” crocodile-man answered. “Hellhounds need to see what is behind them and what is in front of them. It was a bad idea to neuter Cerebus, although anything you cut off him grows back.  After Heracles snuck up on him, Hades decided against vitiating Cerebus’ abilities in the future, so that item is a one of a kind treasure.”

Prompt: http://www.jeffreyhollar.com/p/monday-mixer.html

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